How Embarrassing

Haven't been on in a while, but I got a doozy this time...

took me a minute to get over, but now I'm doin fine.

This story wont be long but it will rhyme,

so sit back and read it line by line...

I work during the day like a normal gal,

but my nighttime job is very sexu-al...

I strip off my clothes and dance for strange men,

and they pay me their money, or in Japan, their Yen...

I was dancing last week and in walks this guy,

he looked really familiar, but I couldnt place why...

So I continued to dance, but i felt really odd,

I kept looking his way, while he's checking my bod...

When he got to my face he looked totally shocked,

that's when I recognized him, and my whole world rocked...

I was half-naked in front of my 10th grade gym teacher!!!

oh God! Im going to hell!!! someone call a preacher!

well, he nodded at me in embarrassing recognition, and politely walked up to another dancer and I never saw him again...

Thank you Mr. Collins....LOL

note to other aspiring dancers: don't dance at a club near your old high school

Red-faced... (and assed),

Mia