Brazilica

It's New Year's day and Im still hungover,

My girls and I rented a red Range Rover.

We dressed as sexy as we could in the cold,

I wore a red strappy halter and I felt bold.

I saw this chica who was fine as hell,

she picked up my noisemaker when it fell.

fuck it, I can't rhyme this one.

I met this hot-ass brazilian chick named Claudia (pronounced Clow-dee-yah) at this dyke New years party at a club on the northside. We started dancing and she ended up buying me 3 drinks and we got bold and almost started stripping each other in the corner of the club. We cooled off and then I took the keys to the Rover and drove her around to the alley and we started fooling around.

Rovers are very spacious.

Brazilian women are uninhibited.

I wanna move to Brazil.

We ended up funking up the truck, so we drove around the block 4 times with the windows down to air it out so noone would know what happened. I got her number, she lives in Greektown in the west loop, near where I work. How convienient.

I will be seeing her again. Hopefully this time I can introduce her to my male friend. Damn, I need a cigarette.

Freakily yours,

Mia