No, Fuck YOU!
Damn... I really need to keep up with this shit.
Ok,
I've finally moved to the city of Chi,
To the boring-ass suburbs, I bid you good-bye.
I got an apt. in the trendy Hyde Park,
Where a chick can walk around safely after dark.
I've been on some dates, but none that impress,
All they did was salivate over me and my slinky dress.
I fucked a few, I'm woman enough to admit,
It's a shame when your dick ain't worth shit.
Ok, stop.
I've been trying to figure out why men think they are God's gift to a woman's pussy. Here's a heartbreaking realistic fact fellas, If you have to ask a woman "did you come?"... she DID NOT!
But I'll tell you something... you don't have to ask me if I came, cuz I will tell you BEFORE you finish, that the job was left undone. You will definitely be giving me an orgasm, whether you like it or not. LOL
I'm such a bitch, but damn... u gotta be sometimes to get what u want.
posted by Mia @ 2:29 AM
1 Comments:
At 3:34 AM,
Unknown said…
I don't know why men think that their stuff is God's gift because they shouldn't. Hell, a woman's stuff is God's gift to my mouth and my dick.
That is soooo funny: if you have to ask if a woman came, she didn't.
And honey, you are with the wrong men, if you gotta make yourself cum. (although I am learning from women a lot of men do not care) but there are some....(like muah)
That I make sure! I do not get mine until she has gotten hers several times.
(I also do not mind at all if a woman also brings herself off when she's with me, or if she takes control sometimes to do what makes her feel best - hell that's just more orgasms to add to the evening)
I gotta tell you though, most women come in different ways. In other words one woman can have 3 or 4 different types of orgasms. Some of those orgasms you could tell when she cums, but some you can not. and sometimes it feels like she is cumming when she is not.
...and I'm one to always ask :-) ...IF it's the kind where you can't tell. Only because I am so focused on learning what she likes. After many years of this type of curiosity, I have come to really enjoy bringing multiple orgasms to some women and they usually want me back for more, more. And I love going back for more over and over because I learn her more and more and the sex gets better and better.
So I just don't understand why a man would not try his very best to satisfy a woman. What better way to always have someone to go back to.
Sorry if I got a little too sexual/graphic.
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