Been So Long

Man, it's been over 4 months since I logged on this site. A lot has changed in my life. Wanna read about it?... here we go!

When you last heard from me I was into the Brazilian chick,

while dancing for sweaty guys who made me sick,

well I'm happy to report I quit that job

after almost being stalked by some creepy slob.

Claudia was fun, but only for a while...

It's too bad she was psycho, cuz I loved her smile.

I'm taking voice lessons cause I wanna sing,

plus I'm prone to enrolling in spur of the moment things.

I thought I'd met the guy of my dreams,

but he lied about being married.. so it seems.

I should stick to women, at least they lie badly...

Or stay home and play a board game by Milton Bradley©

ok, enough rhyming. On a serious note, I had a scare with one of my best friends also. Jess is a little overweight and very sensitive about it. Some bastard insulted her at a club one night when we were all hanging out because she accidentally bumped his table with her hip, and she went home and tried to commit suicide. I've been trying to help her with this for years. Jess is a beautiful girl, she looks like Kimora Simmons, (Russell's wife) only plumper. So many guys are into her, but apparently she still is floored by insults. Her dad had to put her into a hospital for a couple of weeks for psychological observation. I visited whenever they (staff) allowed me too. She's coming along now, she was released back in early March and she's doing much better, she even lost 15 pounds. I hope she realizes to shake them statements off, damn Jess, don't let no lowdown motherfucker ruin your happiness... you got men who want you, and the ones that don't... fuck em! And next time, if someone insults my girl at a club... I'll follow em out the club and fuck up their car or something.