Mia is back for the Oh Five,

For those who were in need of my rhyming jive.

I've been to hell and back again,

But I'm still fine as hell, a perfect ten.

I'll use this diary to talk about BP,

and the lame ass men that try to talk to me.

Number one is this dude that tickles feet,

He's gorgeous as fuck, had me in heat.

He wanted to see me the other nite,

to tie me up and tickle me til I screamed with delight.

I agreed to meet him and all that mess,

too bad I gave him a fake address...

Can you believe the nerve of this nigga? You actually think I'm gonna let you take out your freaky fetishes on me and I barely know you? Foot tickler Guy, you're fine, but you're not *that* fine. That man lived out in the burbs, I had his ass looking for a address in hyde park that probably doesn't even exist... what a lame!

Moral of the story: Don't try Mia, she is not the one