Maximum Mia

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Mr_XTC_1022, E-Stalker

I aint even got the patience to rhyme... check it, this XTC dude hit me up online about month ago. My standard procedure is to check out the person's profile, see if he's worthy of an answer from me and go from there. Right off the bat, I read that he doesn't want "thick" (read: fat) chicks.... ok, cool everyone has their preference, I have my own, I never hate on the next man... so I told him he wouldn't like me because I was a plus sized woman. He still tried to come at me cuz I'm pretty.

NO

If you're gonna say you have a preference, stick to your preference. Don't try to change it up for a pretty face... that's just weak. So, I didn't respond anymore after that. A month later this sorry dude is still hitting me up. I told him in the nicest way possible to leave me alone, he still kept coming at me.

I told him please don't make Westside Mia come out... I may live on the southside, but I was raised on the westside... please let me remain calm for Christmas holiday... he told me he liked my fiestyness and we would continue this the next day.

So I got even more fiesty on his ass. WHY CAN'T NIGGAS TAKE NOT ONLY A HINT, BUT A DAMN DEFINITE REJECTION????

copied from my note to him:

Negro, please leave me the FUCK alone...

When I saw you didn't like "fat" girls, that was STRIKE 4 that put you completely out the fuckin game...

strike 1 was: You are not attractive to me
strike 2 was: That ghetto-ass black squirrel coat that every nigga walking up and down Madison st already got FIVE years ago
strike 3 was: You too short for me... I'm 5'10 without heels on.


I told you to leave me alone, it's Christmas time... I tried to be nice.

This is going on my page, you're ridiculous.


Dude posting up cam phone pics in his car, with a big dumb ass shit-eating grin, and a OPOSSUM COAT, DYED BLACK! You ain't fooling nobody with that RAT FUR COAT ON I saw so many niggas rocking them short fur jackets on the westside years ago... I wonder does he have the hat to match.


*makes the sign of the cross*

Jesus please forgive me, it's your birthday... I ain't mean it.


*exasperated sigh*

Mia

1 Comments:

  • At 2:49 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Daaaaamn! No you didn't do him like that! :-) Yo, you got no mercy. Phew! He deserved it though. That's ig-ig-ignant. (What he was doing) Harrassment. I gotta say, he deserved it. And you gave it to him. I hope he got the point now.

    Let me know if I ever get like that! In the mean time...would you write a brother back (on BP) damn! LOL

    Ted

     

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