No, Fuck YOU!

Damn... I really need to keep up with this shit.

Ok,

I've finally moved to the city of Chi,

To the boring-ass suburbs, I bid you good-bye.

I got an apt. in the trendy Hyde Park,

Where a chick can walk around safely after dark.

I've been on some dates, but none that impress,

All they did was salivate over me and my slinky dress.

I fucked a few, I'm woman enough to admit,

It's a shame when your dick ain't worth shit.

Ok, stop.

I've been trying to figure out why men think they are God's gift to a woman's pussy. Here's a heartbreaking realistic fact fellas, If you have to ask a woman "did you come?"... she DID NOT!

But I'll tell you something... you don't have to ask me if I came, cuz I will tell you BEFORE you finish, that the job was left undone. You will definitely be giving me an orgasm, whether you like it or not. LOL

I'm such a bitch, but damn... u gotta be sometimes to get what u want.