I'm Back!

It's been a long time... I shouldnt've left u

without a dope entry to tempt u, tempt u, tempt u....

I broke up with Mr. Vegas, he was simply a jerk,

I kicked him to the curb and the nigga went beserk!

started calling and harassing me at home AND work,

behaving all crazed like a stressed postal clerk.

I can't believe I thought I found love,

and he ended up being a bastard I grew sick of.

So now I'm enjoying my single days,

I treat myself to dinner and buy me pretty bouquets...

I don't need a guy to define my life,

everytime I find good dick it's attached to strife!

For now I'm content to sit and read Cosmopolitan,

and finish my pint of ice cream, flavored Neopolitan.

I'm so fucking clever, it's scary. Ok, so I got rid of Vegas jerk. He was a maniacal liar and apparently a very good one to fool me for all these months. It took me a while to get over because I've got alot of stubborn pride in me, but I've recovered. Now I'm all about self-help, ha-ha. I'm starting to pamper myself even more, making trips to spas, shopping more, working out, looking good... trying to tempt and tease these men out here into desiring something they simply cannot have. LOL

I've decided I'm putting my pussy on hiatus! It's too good to be treated the way I've been treating it, letting all these worthless men experience it's greatness! All the Kegels I've been doing will have to wait for some quality dick to come along. Imagine that shit... I'll probably drain all the cum outta the next man I fuck. LOL Until then, I'm reading Iyanla, Oprah and all those self-righteous heffas to see if I can find some peace without having to get a "piece"... wish me luck, this will be hard on me... I got coupons for batteries, though. LOL