Mr_XTC_1022, E-Stalker

I aint even got the patience to rhyme... check it, this XTC dude hit me up online about month ago. My standard procedure is to check out the person's profile, see if he's worthy of an answer from me and go from there. Right off the bat, I read that he doesn't want "thick" (read: fat) chicks.... ok, cool everyone has their preference, I have my own, I never hate on the next man... so I told him he wouldn't like me because I was a plus sized woman. He still tried to come at me cuz I'm pretty.

NO

If you're gonna say you have a preference, stick to your preference. Don't try to change it up for a pretty face... that's just weak. So, I didn't respond anymore after that. A month later this sorry dude is still hitting me up. I told him in the nicest way possible to leave me alone, he still kept coming at me.

I told him please don't make Westside Mia come out... I may live on the southside, but I was raised on the westside... please let me remain calm for Christmas holiday... he told me he liked my fiestyness and we would continue this the next day.

So I got even more fiesty on his ass. WHY CAN'T NIGGAS TAKE NOT ONLY A HINT, BUT A DAMN DEFINITE REJECTION????

copied from my note to him:

Negro, please leave me the FUCK alone...

When I saw you didn't like "fat" girls, that was STRIKE 4 that put you completely out the fuckin game...

strike 1 was: You are not attractive to me
strike 2 was: That ghetto-ass black squirrel coat that every nigga walking up and down Madison st already got FIVE years ago
strike 3 was: You too short for me... I'm 5'10 without heels on.


I told you to leave me alone, it's Christmas time... I tried to be nice.

This is going on my page, you're ridiculous.


Dude posting up cam phone pics in his car, with a big dumb ass shit-eating grin, and a OPOSSUM COAT, DYED BLACK! You ain't fooling nobody with that RAT FUR COAT ON I saw so many niggas rocking them short fur jackets on the westside years ago... I wonder does he have the hat to match.


*makes the sign of the cross*

Jesus please forgive me, it's your birthday... I ain't mean it.


*exasperated sigh*

Mia

BRRRRRRRRRRR

It's getting mad cold in the City of Chi,

This season annoys me and makes me sigh.

I haven't been up to much these days of late,

I just wanna cuddle someone and get my Kitty ate.


Ok, I swear I cannot rhyme when it's cold outside.

It's like, the temperature freezes the rhyme part of my brain, so I'm just gonna ramble on for a few. I've been meeting some nice men lately, but they all just seem to lack that pefect amount of swagger that I'm looking for. I don't want a guy who is soooo confident and smug that he's thinks he's perfect for me and doesn't have to try to win me over... then again, I don't want a guy who thinks I'm out of his league and feels insecure that he won't be able to keep me.

It's a tricky balance that a man must maintain to hold my interest. You can't give me everything I want, yet you can't deny me too much.

I'm glad I have my girlfriends to keep me sane during this time. I have some pretty fly-ass sistas who keep me grounded (and constantly keep me up on fashion trends... we some pretty bitches) Even though they don't know I blog or even know where my blogspot site is, I wanna give them some recognition.

Shouts out to

Nikki
Anya
Graciela
Pam
Kisha
Valerie
Ruth
Fumilayo
Nalo
Nikea

aka the "Black Lillies" Ok, Graciela ain't black... but she's passing. LOL