Vacation?

Damn, I need to keep up with this online thing, I got fans and shit hanging on my every word... yeah right!

Anyway,

I haven't been doing much this past week,

A change in scenery is what I seek...

I wanna go to Jamaica and bask in the sun,

drink some liquor and have sexual fun.

I wanna pick up a cute guy and rock his world,

then turn around and hit on his girl.

Enjoy a massage on the edge of the shore,

rub and relax me, till I start to snore.

Then come home happy, darker and content,

yes... a vacation sounds heaven-sent.

Too bad I don't have any vacation time coming up until June...

DAMN

How Embarrassing

Haven't been on in a while, but I got a doozy this time...

took me a minute to get over, but now I'm doin fine.

This story wont be long but it will rhyme,

so sit back and read it line by line...

I work during the day like a normal gal,

but my nighttime job is very sexu-al...

I strip off my clothes and dance for strange men,

and they pay me their money, or in Japan, their Yen...

I was dancing last week and in walks this guy,

he looked really familiar, but I couldnt place why...

So I continued to dance, but i felt really odd,

I kept looking his way, while he's checking my bod...

When he got to my face he looked totally shocked,

that's when I recognized him, and my whole world rocked...

I was half-naked in front of my 10th grade gym teacher!!!

oh God! Im going to hell!!! someone call a preacher!

well, he nodded at me in embarrassing recognition, and politely walked up to another dancer and I never saw him again...

Thank you Mr. Collins....LOL

note to other aspiring dancers: don't dance at a club near your old high school

Red-faced... (and assed),

Mia

The Lie

I'm such a bad girl, wanna know why?

I'm calling my job and telling a lie.

I'll tell them I'm sick and I cant come in,

And go see Me'Shell and drink some Gin.

Me'shell

Went to see Meshell last nite,

and during the show I got high as a kite.

That heffa is bad, her music is great,

although I froze beforehand, standing outside since eight,

Once I got in, I saw lots of cute chicks,

who were with other cute chicks, who didn't like dicks.

but I like them both, so it didn't matter,

I flirted with guys and engaged in girl chatter.

Meshell sang songs that I'd never heard,

but I still love me some Meshell "Free Like a Bird"...

that's what N'degeocello means in Swahili, you dumb-ass!!

sleepily,

Mia

Old Flame

2 days off and Im feeling good,

went to visit Granny in da 'hood.

She was happy to see me and I to see her,

I brought her the Star, Globe and Enquirer.

While leaving I ran into an old flame,

He smiled and said he was glad I came.

I gave him my number and told him to call,

He called the next day and we met at the Mall.

We went to OakBrook Center and walked outside,

Then we jumped in the car and went for a ride.

He paid for lunch and I paid for dinner,

He joked I'd turned into a beauty pageant winner.

He had me wondering why we ever broke up...

Then he asked if we could fuck...

Oh Hell Naw!!

damn, what a fucking asshole. Now I remember why I dumped his dumb-ass.

later yall,

Mia

H.R. PuffandMuff

I'm on my lunch break and I'm drinking water,

I want some Sea Jelly from Carol's Daughter...

Last nite I smoked weed and ate a Pizza Puff,

Then let my man lick and fuck my muff...

My supervisors are arguing, it's funny as hell,

I think they wanna fuck each other, but I can't really tell...

They're both men, so that sounds gay,

but they're bitchy like women, so what else can I say...

Will every entry rhyme? is what you wanna ask Mia,

I don't know, we'll have to wait and see-ya!!!

oh God, I'm nuts, someone help me please.

That's it. Im done for today.

First Time

Im sitting here at work, bored as fuck

wishing Id get hit by a huge Mack truck,

My boss is cute, he's looking at my tits,

I wish he would lick all my naughty bits...

Im surfing the net, looking at a site,

the urge to watch porn is what Im trying to fight,

This is the 1st entry in this diary of mine,

It'll get better once I give it some time.

Thank you,

Mia